MC:

Saturday, November 14, 2009

To the guy I backed down from right before I gave you a blowjob: it wasn't actually nerves that got the better of me. The real reason I "chickened out" was that your dick smelled absolutely disgusting and there was no way I was putting that thing in my mouth. Seriously, it doesn't take long to wash it. The memory still makes me want to puke.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Smelly dicks are the fucking worst. Clean that smegma gentlemen.

Anonymous said...

same goes for a smelly pussy. BAM!

Anonymous said...

haha i fingered this one chick with a smelly poon and I swear, i couldn't get rid of that smell for like 3 days. Really bad shit.

But yea, people really need to clean their downstairs.

Anonymous said...

Icky! Atleast girls kinda sorta have an exuse (but there is never a GOOD excuse for /that/). With guys, it's all out there just ASKING too be cleaned!

Anonymous said...

SANITATION FOR THE NATION!

Anonymous said...

i just puked a little bit

Anonymous said...

yeah it IS waiting to be cleaned. So open ur mouth and clean it, Bitch

Anonymous said...

is the person above me the person the OP's talking about? if so, you got a smelly dick. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

LOL WIN

Anonymous said...

this's not the person the poster's talking about, but op you cud have just told him. this isn't something you write here and even though no one knows who he is and all, instead of writing it here you could have told him, unless you had a prior issue with him, just hated him or just wanted him to feel bad. and i'm not saying having a smelly dick's good lol, but still what are you gaining from writing it here?

Anonymous said...

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHA!!

Well played, madam. Well played.

Anonymous said...

OP here. ... I'm a bi-curious dude, and so was he. I didn't tell the guy because he's a good buddy of mine. I didn't want to have him thinking "I was going to fool around with my bud but because my dick smelled so bad he was repulsed." I'd rather have him think "I was going to fool around with my bud but I guess he thought it'd be crossing the line, so nothing too serious happened."

He doesn't check out WTF UW, and if he does, we'll probably just have a good laugh at it anyway, we're cool like that. I just thought it was a funny story in retrospect.

Anonymous said...

ok now I just puked.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahhahahahaahaoha
ew

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA omg that just made this post that much funnier!!! amazing

Anonymous said...

now you know how smelly dicks are

Post a Comment